Monday, February 5, 2018

An ant in a fire drill

This has nothing to do with the frightening Texas red ants. This is about an ant in Sweden.

Here is the background. In the office in Sweden we recently had a fire drill. The office follows activity based working (ABW). This means that no one has fixed desks, no desk phones, no chance of keeping personal items in your work area. Coats are hung on coat stands near entrance doors or to be kept in your personal locker. Since I don’t have school drop off duties, I normally arrive before most others and get a choice seat. One of the goals of ABW is for employees to move about the office. I stick to sitting at the best available corner desk. It gives me a chance to observe others and also blend in the background. Limited number of quiet rooms are available for taking and making calls. Getting a meeting room is always a challenge and there are casual areas available around coffee tables that can be used for non-confidential meetings. People also gather around coffee tables for their FIKA break which in other cultures can be translated to chat over coffee or Chai pe Charcha.

Being a newcomer, I wanted to follow the protocol of ABW. I would arrive in the morning, choose my desk, place my laptop, take out paraphernalia to make the day go smoothly, chargers for laptop and phone, earphones, notebook and pen and my reading glasses. My access card which is also the VPN card would go into the slot for it in the laptop. Lunch box went into the refrigerator and the laptop and crossbody bags went into the locker. As I got more comfortable in the office, I found it more convenient to leave my bags at my desk and eventually started leaving my outerwear draped on my chair (strict no-no by ABW standards).

I have been in a fire drill in Denton. The first few times we heard the piercing siren and most people just waited at their desks, waiting for someone to make a move towards the exit. They then appointed a marshal for each area who lead the people out to a safe place. We got better at evacuating the area with more practice.

The fire alarm went off in the office last week. People immediately began moving. I took a few seconds to wear my two jackets and took my access card with me and followed the crowd out. In perhaps 5 minutes, there were about 300 employees gathered outside the fence in the gathering point. People were in various stages of protection against the weather. Many had walked past the coat stands to get their jackets, some had taken time to bring their laptops and bags and perhaps head home. People hung around in groups and I waited with my Hungarian and Thai teammates. My Thai colleague had left the office without his coat (his was in his locker) and was bravely standing in freezing weather in a light sweater. After what felt like ages, but was only 15 minutes, they gave us the all clear and we headed back in. Someone had had the presence of mind to open the gate in the fence so people could move in en-masse rather than one at a time via the turnstile.

As I walked back to my desk at the other end of the floor, I realized I was unable to see anything around me. There were people around me who were headed to their desks too. They were all at least 6 feet and 2 inches tall. I know that I am not tall by any standards. And I live in a country that has very tall people. But this was the first time that I was literally in their midst. So, this is what an ant must feel like on a forest floor, surrounded by bamboo trees!

 (In one of my earlier posts I had talked about the way to talk to a tall colleague was to stand as far away as possible so that you are not craning your neck to make eye contact. The other way is to wear very high heels. But when you are already a foot shorter than the average person, high heels are not of much use.)

I carried this creepy feeling of being an ant into the next day, till I met Andrea, a colleague visiting us from Italy. He had been a professional volleyball player and was at least 6ft 9 inches tall. My Swedish colleague Henric, who is definitely over 6 ft 2 inches tells us that he feels very short in front of Andrea. The feeling of being an ant went away. Of course, a bamboo tree will feel like an ant in the midst of a redwood forest.


Like all other things in life, height too is relative.